ArchDemon said I should write a short story, here it is:
TheXev: What should I write a story about?
Rising: I don’t know, you’ll think of something.
TheXev: Why am I talking to you?
Rising: Because talking to yourself is the only real intelligent conversation you get on most days.
TheXev: Point taken.
Rising: You could talk about your Kamen Rider script or something.
TheXev: Naw, I’ve been lazy and haven’t worked on it lately. Too much personal stuff in the way.
Rising: You could talk about your gag series, Kamen Rider Spork.
TheXev: Great idea!
Kamen Rider Spork was a stupid idea I came up with after watching the very first episode of Kamen Rider W. Instead of a W belt, he has a X belt that he can put a fork and spoon into, transforming into Kamen Rider Spork. He is both a fork and a spoon!
Rising: Is that what he looks like? He looks more like Sonic the Hedgehog like that. I think I’ve seen something like him befor-
TheXev: Listen, I haven’t drawn anything really awesome since High School, okay?
Rising: That 3 page comic you drew of Planetarion back in 2000 during Round 3 doesn’t count.
TheXev: I had a whole lot more planned for that!
Rising: Ohh, you were going to show poop coming out of interceptors, how original!
TheXev: I was going to have Planet Chev turn out to be one huge turret!
Rising: Cloaked PDS would have ruined the game.
TheXev: Any more then adding races did?
TheXev: This is wandering off topic, I’ve been watching too much Gintama.
Rising: I’ll say, but no one knows what it is because it didn’t get fansubbed past the first/second ep special for such a long time.
TheXev: You can always get it at crunchyroll children.
Rising: Are you sure you don’t want to give up on me and write a comedy instead?
TheXev: I’ll save that for Drift Sentai TougeRanger.
TougeBlue: Why am I here?
TheXev: Because no one knows who TougeRed is.
Rising: Get him out of here; your A.D.D. is getting in the way!
TougeBlue: I’ll just stand here and be quiet.
TheXev: Right, as I was saying…
Rising: You haven’t said anything this whole time.
TheXev: …It’s an important announcement.
Rising: Don’t bump the links with this post, you’ll anger the Anon’s.
TheXev: I’m pretty sure we won’t do that again.
Rising: Anyway, that Kamen Rider Spork picture, he looks constipated.
TheXev: Not anymore then Kenzaki.
Rising: Mad burn, but I think Kenzaki only gets constipated while he’s transformed.
TheXev: I totally agree.
Rising: Now, when you transform into me, you’ll probably have to turn back all the time during battle just so you can pee.
TheXev: No way, this is why we’ll use stunt doubles.
Rising: It’s not because you are a complete wuss?
TheXev: That’s right, it’s because when they are filming the action, I’ll be secretly off peeing somewhere.
ArchDemon: Xev, what are you doing?
TheXev: Writing a short story.
ArchDemon: This isn’t what I meant for you to do.
Rising: You’re so dense.
TheXev: You’re me too, so stop making fun of yourself!
ArchDemon: Tell them that revolve-trans.org is back up.
ArchDemon: Because that is what I was suggesting all along.
TheXev: You just did it for me, so I won’t do it now.
ArchDemon: No, you do it yourself.
Rising: How about I do it?
ArchDemon: Sure, you’re just Xev talking to himself anyway.
TheXev: Don’t do it, it’s a trick. If you click the link Sakuranbou will play forever !
Rising: Revolve-trans.org is officially back online! Don’t expect much…
TougeBlue: This better not be Mou Ikkai!
TheXev: No, THIS is Mou Ikkai, Rising is correct!
Rising: This doesn’t look good in IE.
TheXev: Get a new browser!!!
Enjoy revolve-trans.org being online again… I don’t really know what good it will do ya, but perhaps we’ll do something with it… eventually.
*edit – Friday morning*
Rising: Did you know your short story draft crashed mirrormoon.org?
TheXev: It’s only because this story was so awesome.
Rising: About as awesome as your face?
TheXev: You’re me! Stop making fun of yourself!
TougeBlue: I’m doing donuts in my car! Weee!
TheXev & Rising: No one cares, Paul.
TougeBlue: I can tandem drift! You can tandem talk at the same time! That’s so weird! At least I didn’t crash the server with this post!
TheXev & Rising: It wasn’t me, the server moved!